So, I tossed the bag in the back of my truck, got in the truck, realized it wasn't my truck, which is really problematic, because I took a sip of the coffee. Got that all sorted out. And then, when I turned the key in my truck to hightail it out of there, the perfect getaway song just happened to be playing on the radio.
Carter and Oscar: Was it "Getaway Car" by Taylor Swift?
No way. You're a Swiftie.
Don't call it that. But, yeah.
Anyway, it was "Bad to the Bone".
That's much better.
Debatable.
Kat, you have got to be careful. The karma gods will make you pay for what you do not pay for.
Oh, I have no regrets. Pete is a monster. He tried to sell me 2 snakes. That's how you end up with a hundred snakes. I know snake math!
CJ keeps bugging me to get a snake. I said, not till you get your grades up. And it's still no.
What's up with his grades?
They're not up. Here's what it sounds like when I make him do his homework. CJ, stop playing video games and do your homework. And he says, "I want to live with mom full time!". Then I put on some T Swift and think about my life.
Wait. Max can help CJ.
I would love to help. I was voted teacher of the year when I taught in that remote village in Burma. I mean, I was the only teacher on that side of the mountain, but I still think I would have gotten it.
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