[speaking to Commissioner Highwaters] Please leave a message at the sound of the beep and have a nice day.
S1 E6The Case of The Prison Break-in
Maddog? Hey! I remember you! You're a Cop!
S1 E7The Case of the Pardner in Crime
It's hard to find good crooks these days.
S1 E17The Case of The Crook With 1000 Faces
SShifty
An Officer of the Law, a cop, a flatfoot.
S1 E19The Case of The Criminal Mall
That remains to be seen, Mr. Keen.
[Speaking to Buzzbomb] Why should I give you a tip? Are you kidding? You gave him a lousy shoeshine!
Count me in! I just love computer games.
I think Keen's security isn't what it's cracked up to be.
This Mall is humongous! How are we supposed to find Dr. BadVibes?
Simple! HEY DR. BADVIIIIBES! WHERE YAH HIDIN'!!!
I have to admit, that's one way to find him.
Time to call in the calvary.
I'm innocent! I've just got stuck in the mall after closing time.
Bowser: Tell it to the judge.
Sigh.. Piece of cake.
KMr. Keen
I've learned a Valuable Lesson: No Computer, no matter how smart, could ever replace a human being.
BBlitz
Arf Arf!
But there's nothing wrong with having a computer as a man's best friend.
S1 E21The Case of The Half-Pint Hero
DMs. Demeanor
If you're Captain Crimefighter, then I'm Colonel Crime!
S1 E23The Case of The Big Frame-Up
[narrating] It all started when LongArm's father, Mickey O'Malley, decided to come out of retirement, only to be sentenced to a different kind of retirement home -- where everyone wears stripes!
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