[narrating] It all started when LongArm's father, Mickey O'Malley, decided to come out of retirement, only to be sentenced to a different kind of retirement home -- where everyone wears stripes!
“The Case of The Big Frame-Up” · Season 1, Episode 23
In this episode: Berserko (2), LongArm (2), Bulletproof (1), Bullseye (1)
I'm sorry, dad. I'm just doing what you taught me. Michael Patrick O'Malley, I hereby place you under arrest.
Brian O'Malley: If the commissioner doesn't want you grandpa, that's her loss. To me, your still the greatest cop in the world.
The green button says door. The red one says danger. But if I don't do what Nightshade says... [opens the cover to the danger button] ...I'll be in danger. [presses the danger button. Alarm suddenly goes off] Oops, wrong button.
Do this! Do that! How come why I get all the crummy jobs?
MOMickey O' Malley
What are you doing lolly-gagging around here while there's criminals to be caught!?
I think we've created a monster.
What can I do? He's Family!
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