Berserko quotes from C.O.P.S. (1988)

Berserko

[after stealing some tuxedoes] We'll be the best-dressed crooks in Empire City!

Berserko

No one beats Berserko because I cheat!

Berserko

The green button says door. The red one says danger. But if I don't do what Nightshade says... [opens the cover to the danger button] ...I'll be in danger. [presses the danger button. Alarm suddenly goes off] Oops, wrong button.

Berserko

Do this! Do that! How come why I get all the crummy jobs?

Berserko

[using a grappling hook to pull off a heist] Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Crook. Stealing's a cinch with this new hook!

Turbo Tu-Tone

Hey! Watch what your doing!

Berserko

Quit lying down on the job! We gotta scram before the CO.P.S. show up.

Turbo Tu-Tone

Too late, Berserko! Here comes a black and white!

Rock Krusher

This Mall is humongous! How are we supposed to find Dr. BadVibes?

Berserko

Simple! HEY DR. BADVIIIIBES! WHERE YAH HIDIN'!!!

Rock Krusher

I have to admit, that's one way to find him.