I hate bugs!
S1The Case of The Stashed Cash
This is Whitney Morgan saying tune-in tomorrow.
MOMickey O'Malley
Give that soap!
What soap?
Let me show you how its done!
MOMickey O'Malley
You know fellas, my mind...isn't what it used to be.
BMButtons McBoomBoom
Uncle Buttons has a present for you.
BBarricade
Hey, Uncle buttons. I've got a present...for you!
MOMickey O' Malley
Nice police work son!
I had a great teacher.
S1The Case of The Blur Bandits
[in her thoughts] Oh man, what a ham. I should've stuck with the dog show story.
BadVibes, your a genius.
How about a bigger piece of the action?
(nahh) You're not that smart.
SSundown
[trying on a speed suit] Ooh-wee. This thing's plumb too small. I'm sorry, but we humans grow big down in Texas.
HHighway
[after handcuffing Ms. Demeanor to a parking meter] Remember to put some change in the meter, Ms. Demeanor.
HHighway
They helped me do it. I'm part of the team.
S1 E3The Case of the Baffling BugMan
GBGaylord, the bug
Maybe, but then again, maybe not.
S1 E4The Case of Berserko's Big Surprise
The most chaotic caper of our career.
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