Bulletproof quotes from C.O.P.S. (1988)

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[narrating] In a bold move, the Big Boss decided that I, Bulletproof Vess, had to be replaced. Little did I know was that he planned to replace me... with myself!

Bulletproof

[putting Turbo Tu-Tone in a full nelson hold] Your in the arms of the Law now, citizen. Don't move! Your under arrest!

Bulletproof

The most chaotic caper of our career.

Bulletproof

That remains to be seen, Mr. Keen.

Bulletproof

[narrating] It all started when LongArm's father, Mickey O'Malley, decided to come out of retirement, only to be sentenced to a different kind of retirement home -- where everyone wears stripes!

Bulletproof

[narrating] The Empire City Charity Ball was going to raise money for the homeless. But the Big Boss wanted the money for his favorite charity: himself!

Bulletproof

[narrating] The facts have been kept secret, until now. You are about to witness the dramatic origin of the world's greatest crime-fighting team! It all began when an notorious underworld kingpin known as The Big Boss sent his henchmen on a spree of high-tech robberies.

Bulletproof

[narrating] Big Boss loved big bucks, and he didn't mind breaking laws to get them. But there's a crime that even Big Boss won't stoop to, and that's selling drugs!

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[narrating] For his crimes, Addictem was sentenced to life imprisonment. Several of the Crystal Twyst addicts remain hospitalised, or in mental institutions. Drugs are dangerous. Please remember: if anyone offers you drugs, you have the choice. Say 'no'.

Whitney Morgan

You're Baldwin P. Vess, leader of C.O.P.S. Codename: Bulletproof!

Bulletproof

You're very well informed, young lady.

Whitney Morgan

I'm a reporter. I have my sources.

Big Boss

Listen, drugs messed up my nephew, Berserko! I want 'em out of Empire City, even if that means helping the C.O.P.S.!

Bulletproof

Hmm. All right - under the circumstances, we'll take that help. But we work in pairs - one COP, one Crook - to keep an eye on you.

Big Boss

C.O.P.S. and Crooks! Eurgh! Disgusting! But...acceptable!

Bulletproof

All right, let's do it! Pair up and get moving! IT'S CRIME-FIGHTING TIME!

Big Boss

Ohh...humiliating!