Big Boss and Bulletproof in “The Case of The Lowest Crime”

Listen, drugs messed up my nephew, Berserko! I want 'em out of Empire City, even if that means helping the C.O.P.S.!

Hmm. All right - under the circumstances, we'll take that help. But we work in pairs - one COP, one Crook - to keep an eye on you.

C.O.P.S. and Crooks! Eurgh! Disgusting! But...acceptable!

All right, let's do it! Pair up and get moving! IT'S CRIME-FIGHTING TIME!

Ohh...humiliating!