[after stealing some tuxedoes] We'll be the best-dressed crooks in Empire City!
“The Case of the Stuck-Up Blimp” · Season 1
In this episode: Whitney Morgan (2), Bulletproof (1), Berserko (1)
You're Baldwin P. Vess, leader of C.O.P.S. Codename: Bulletproof!
You're very well informed, young lady.
I'm a reporter. I have my sources.
I hope you don't think I'm a pest, but how about an exclusive interview?
Berserko: One more crack outta you, lady, and I'll give you an exclusive knuckle sandwich!
HHardtop
[Crusher is disguised as a waiter] Maybe you didn't understand. The lady wants to know what you're serving.
RCRock Crusher
Me? I ain't servin' nothin'! I'm out on parole, see?
HHardtop
Something's fishy around here, Chief. And it's not the caviar.
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