Come on, guys, let's put our heads together!
Yeah, it was only a matter of time before someone said that.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Grubs! Begin construction of the HYPER DEATH RAY!
ADr. Animus
[giving Buzz a Rorschach test] Now, tell me, what do you see?
Zurg.
ADr. Animus
How about this one?
Zurg.
ADr. Animus
And this one?
Zurg.
ADr. Animus
[holds up a picture of Mira] How about this, Buzz?
That's Ranger Nova. She's happy, cause we got Zurg's pen!
Hold your fire! Don't damage the HYPER DEATH RAY!
[jumping up and down] Hey, Zurg! You really tick me off, you know that? You make me angry! VERY ANGRY! VERY, VERY ANGRY!
You DO need a vacation.
You've pulled some evil deeds in the past-
But kidnapping innocent politicians?
Innocent politicians? Don't be oxymoronic. I'd never do something so... so obvious.
XXR
So I hear you have an energy vampire. [whispers] Hey, just between us robots, where are the good hiding places on this berg?
S2Sentry 2
Eh, air ducts four through seven, but you didn't hear it from me.
XXR
Not only does Star Command forbid the transport of unsanctioned biological entities, Buzz has a strict "no pets" rule!
RRomac
Mira, I know it'll never be like it was. We're both different now, but someday, I'll win you back. And you know, I never quit a job 'til it's finished. Never.
[The episode begins with Buzz and Commander Nebula trying to evade Nebula's desk.]
Move it, Lightyear!
[They keep running until they see the desk ahead of them, waiting for Nebula.]
Whoa!
AAAH! [The desk lowers to the ground and prints papers while wagging its tail. The commander sighs as he face palms and his mustache droops.] It found me.
Hello, desk. [The desk points at him sternly.] Hey, he ordered me to help him escape, so...
[groans] I swore they never stick me behind the desk. Daily schedule. [He checks a paper.] Great. I'm doin' the LGM invention report, now.
[chuckles] I'll leave you to your work.
[He starts to leave, but Nebula stops him.]
Hold up there, Ranger! Where's the fire? [points at Buzz] I think I'll send you to the review.
But-!
Look at me! I'm up to my elbows in paperwork, here!
[sighs and slumps dejectedly] Yes, sir.
[He dejectedly leaves to the Science Bay for the LGM invention review while Nebula is stuck in paperwork.]
Hmph. Those invention reviews are more boring than watch constellations forum.
Lower it!
GGrub
Lower what, Sir?
IT! IT! D'oh, you know! The crystallic self-perpetuating breeder construction core! And can't you come up with a shorter word for it? Like "Evil Takeover Thingy"?
GGrub
In test markets, four out of five victims surveyed were more frightened by big words.
Fine, fine, fine. Let the suits have their way... for now.
No, no, no! How many times have we been through this?! We've got to learn from our mistakes! There will be no air ducts big enough for hero-sized people to crawl through! It's just asking for trouble.
Buzz, I am your father.
[shocked] What?
[strikes him] Psych! Made you look, you dimwit!
XXL
Well, if you're not using him, I'll take him! Ha, ha!
XL!
TTy
You're not taking me anywhere, robot!
We're like family, really.
Heed the Heed?! Hardly. Not my style!
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