[Cut to the research room - a digital bust of a robot]
NebulaThe latest in research robotics, stolen! Our newest warbot, pilfered! This high-tech crime wave poses a threat to machines, humans, and every other life-form in the galaxy.
[drives up to Nebula] We're on the case, Pop!
Nebula
Didn't I tell you to stop calling me that?!
Understood completely, "Dad".
Nebula
I'm not your dad. You were built by the LGMs. For Pete's sake, I only signed the work order!
[sets his hand on Nebula's shoulder] Mind for right exactly, Papoo.
Nebula
Get your greasy arm off me, you stinkin'-
We'll get right on it, Commander.
Commander Nebula
Buzz, we found you on Tradeworld, out cold. We lost all contact with you for eight hours.
[surprised] Eight hours?! [He tries to swat the Med Probe away.] Pesky little...
I don't remember anything. One minute I'm slapping the bracelets on Warp Darkmatter...
Commander Nebula
Ah, yes. Your old Academy pal-gone-bad.
[nods] Yeah, him. Next thing I know, I'm lying here having a personal laser check with the Med Probe!
[He tries to Kung-Fu chop the Probe, but misses. The Med Probe then plugs into the status plug, where it reveals the very source of what caused Buzz to black out: an implant.]
LLGMs
[off-screen] Uh-oh.
Uh-oh? What uh-oh? Clarify that uh-oh.
Commander Nebula
We've got an implant of unknown origin.
What's unknown about it? It has to be Darkmatter's doing! [to the LGMs] Take it out!
Commander Nebula
[To the Little Green Men] ASAP!
[Next scene, the Little Green Men are preparing to remove Buzz's implant. Buzz is laying on his stomach.]
LLGM
Preparing to remove implant.
[He prepares to screw the implant out, but gets electrocuted along with the other LGMs because the implant has a security defense system.]
Commander Nebula
[off-screen] It has a defense system!
Sir, my space suit. I'll find Warp Darkmatter and get to the bottom of this.
Commander Nebula
Buzz, I can't give it to ya.
[The episode begins with Buzz and Commander Nebula trying to evade Nebula's desk.]
Commander Nebula
Move it, Lightyear!
[They keep running until they see the desk ahead of them, waiting for Nebula.]
Commander Nebula
AAAH! [The desk lowers to the ground and prints papers while wagging its tail. The commander sighs as he face palms and his mustache droops.] It found me.
Hello, desk. [The desk points at him sternly.] Hey, he ordered me to help him escape, so...
Commander Nebula
[groans] I swore they never stick me behind the desk. Daily schedule. [He checks a paper.] Great. I'm doin' the LGM invention report, now.
[chuckles] I'll leave you to your work.
[He starts to leave, but Nebula stops him.]
Commander Nebula
Hold up there, Ranger! Where's the fire? [points at Buzz] I think I'll send you to the review.
Commander Nebula
Look at me! I'm up to my elbows in paperwork, here!
[sighs and slumps dejectedly] Yes, sir.
[He dejectedly leaves to the Science Bay for the LGM invention review while Nebula is stuck in paperwork.]
Commander Nebula
Hmph. Those invention reviews are more boring than watch constellations forum.
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command · 34 quotes
