XR quotes from Buzz Lightyear of Star Command

Not only does Star Command forbid the transport of unsanctioned biological entities, Buzz has a strict "no pets" rule!

Nebula

The latest in research robotics, stolen! Our newest warbot, pilfered! This high-tech crime wave poses a threat to machines, humans, and every other life-form in the galaxy.

[drives up to Nebula] We're on the case, Pop!

Nebula

Didn't I tell you to stop calling me that?!

Understood completely, "Dad".

Nebula

I'm not your dad. You were built by the LGMs. For Pete's sake, I only signed the work order!

[sets his hand on Nebula's shoulder] Mind for right exactly, Papoo.

Nebula

Get your greasy arm off me, you stinkin'-

Buzz

We'll get right on it, Commander.

Buzz

Buzz Lightyear to Karn Bio-station. Buzz Lightyear to Karn Bio-station. [He gets no reply. He then turns to his team.] Here's what we know, team. It's been three months since the Karn Bio-station's last report. Star Command wants answers and we're gonna find 'em.

Booster

We just lost our positioning antenna!

Buzz

[nonchalantly] No biggie.

Wait. If I may, sir, no antenna means no navigation!

Buzz

[still unfazed] I repeat, no biggie.

Booster

How are we gonna land?

Buzz

[sarcastically] By the seat of our pants.

Booster

Heh, good thing I've got big pants.

Buzz

Buzz Lightyear to Karn Bio-station. Buzz Lightyear to Karn Bio-station, do you read? [He still gets no answer. sighs] Still no contact. I hope Doctor What's-her-name's alright down there.

Mira

You mean, Dr. Ozma Furbanna? She's one of the most honored animal research scientists in the galaxy.

Yeah, that's great, Mira.

So, how are ya?

Great. Other than the time I spent rotting away in prison!

Do you know what consumed my thoughts while I was locked up?!

Wrong! [slams XR to the ground] I thought and I thought and I thought about why they deactivated me, but made you a Ranger! [points at XR]

Me? That's a puzzlement. You know, that one keeps me up nights.

I studied your schematics. There is one part that makes you different, makes you better: your omega-class AFD!

AFD? I don't even know what that is.

I don't know what it is, either. But, it is the only thing they gave you that they didn't give me!

So I hear you have an energy vampire. [whispers] Hey, just between us robots, where are the good hiding places on this berg?

Eh, air ducts four through seven, but you didn't hear it from me.

Buzz

Rangers XR and Mira, meet the Porcelons.

Well, greetings to you both. It is a pleasure.

Buzz

Rangers? Cat got your tongue?

Mira

Uh... uh... no, no, n-not at all. Just, I'm feeling a little flushed- uh, I mean, uh, oh craters!

Mira! Please, sir, you'll have to excuse her potty mouth.

Sir, are you insulting us?!

Buzz

Mira, XR! Put a lid on it!

Why, you are insulting us!

Buzz

No, please, Mr. ambassador, we meant no disrespect.

Booster

[comes in] Sorry I'm late. The restroom on this floor was broken. [sees Porcelon ambassador] Oh, thank goodness!

BOOSTER, NO!