[removing his disguise] And this isn't real money!
[Mira appears from behind Lardak.]
Mira
Lardak Lurdak, you are under arrest for counterfeiting!
LLardak
[grabs Mira] I don't think so!
[He throws Mira into Buzz.]
Mira
Whoa!
[Lardak hops aboard his bike and takes off to escape from Buzz and Mira. Mira pops out of the shade.]
Mira
[points at Lardak] Buzz, he's getting away!
[pops out of the shade, to Mira] Negative.
[The episode begins with Team Lightyear in Star Cruiser 42 approaching a planet called "Karn", a jungle world filled with dangerous predators. Buzz tries to contact the Karn Bio-station and its researcher, Doctor Ozma Furbanna.]
Buzz Lightyear to Karn Bio-station. Buzz Lightyear to Karn Bio-station. [He gets no reply. He then turns to his team.] Here's what we know, team. It's been three months since the Karn Bio-station's last report. Star Command wants answers and we're gonna find 'em.
[Suddenly, he sees a mysterious pterodactyl-like creature coming, causing him to steer clear from it's path, but it crashes into 42's positioning antenna and breaks it off, preventing Booster from navigating.]
We just lost our positioning antenna!
[nonchalantly] No biggie.
Wait. If I may, sir, no antenna means no navigation!
[still unfazed] I repeat, no biggie.
[sarcastically] By the seat of our pants.
Heh, good thing I've got big pants.
Buzz Lightyear to Karn Bio-station. Buzz Lightyear to Karn Bio-station, do you read? [He still gets no answer. sighs] Still no contact. I hope Doctor What's-her-name's alright down there.
Mira
You mean, Dr. Ozma Furbanna? She's one of the most honored animal research scientists in the galaxy.
Yeah, that's great, Mira.
[off-screen] Not today, citizen!
PPanchax
What in the name of Aunt Fanny's fluke is going on here?!
I'm Buzz Lightyear of Star Command.
PPanchax
[interrupting] I know who you are! I'm Panchax, Chief of Security, and that was a very expensive machine you wrecked!
If it was so expensive, perhaps you shouldn't have let it be sabotaged.
[Booster snickers at this, something that Panchax doesn't take kindly to as he swims towards him.]
PPanchax
Oh, and you've got all the answers?
Officer Panchax, with all due respect, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!
PPanchax
Too bad, 'cause I run the show down here and I'm gonna bust those thieves! You and your lung-breathing space cowboys BETTER STAY OUT OF MY WAY!
[He leaves.]
Mira
Well, someone seemed to be a little bit tense.
Like someone with something to hide. Mira, you and XR keep an eye on Officer Panchax.
Mira
[to XR] Let's go, shorty. You're with me.
Somebody's up to no good down here, Booster, and we're gonna find out who.
GGularis
I really don't like that guy. [presses a switch to set off an alarm, alerting Blackfin] Blackfin! Intruders in the missile chamber! Stop them!
[hears the alarm] Oh, craters! This thing's complicated!
PPanchax
[notices Blackfin coming towards them] I'll hold him off!
GGularis
[takes a look at Capital Planet from his radar] I can't afford to wait any longer. [swims up to the controls] Missile launch!
CURSE YOU, BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!
Rangers XR and Mira, meet the Porcelons.
[The Porcelons resemble walking toilets]
PPorcelon
Well, greetings to you both. It is a pleasure.
Rangers? Cat got your tongue?
Mira
Uh... uh... no, no, n-not at all. Just, I'm feeling a little flushed- uh, I mean, uh, oh craters!
Mira! Please, sir, you'll have to excuse her potty mouth.
PPorcelon
Sir, are you insulting us?!
Mira, XR! Put a lid on it!
PPorcelon
Why, you are insulting us!
No, please, Mr. ambassador, we meant no disrespect.
[comes in] Sorry I'm late. The restroom on this floor was broken. [sees Porcelon ambassador] Oh, thank goodness!
BMBuzz, Mira and XR
BOOSTER, NO!
[sound of toilet flushing as the flashback ends]