Buzz Lightyear quotes from Buzz Lightyear of Star Command

Buzz

Ease off your thrusters, tour shuttle. Space Rangers will take it from here.

Buzz

We're like family, really.

Buzz

This is Buzz Lightyear of Star Command. By the authority of the Galactic Alliance, all evil entities will now surrender to me.

I am Gravitina, the mistress of mass and all of its attractions.

Why must the cute ones be such bimbos?

Nebula

The latest in research robotics, stolen! Our newest warbot, pilfered! This high-tech crime wave poses a threat to machines, humans, and every other life-form in the galaxy.

[drives up to Nebula] We're on the case, Pop!

Nebula

Didn't I tell you to stop calling me that?!

Understood completely, "Dad".

Nebula

I'm not your dad. You were built by the LGMs. For Pete's sake, I only signed the work order!

[sets his hand on Nebula's shoulder] Mind for right exactly, Papoo.

Nebula

Get your greasy arm off me, you stinkin'-

Buzz

We'll get right on it, Commander.

Buzz

[removing his disguise] And this isn't real money!

Mira

Lardak Lurdak, you are under arrest for counterfeiting!

[grabs Mira] I don't think so!

Mira

Whoa!

Mira

[points at Lardak] Buzz, he's getting away!

Buzz

[pops out of the shade, to Mira] Negative.

Buzz

Buzz Lightyear to Karn Bio-station. Buzz Lightyear to Karn Bio-station. [He gets no reply. He then turns to his team.] Here's what we know, team. It's been three months since the Karn Bio-station's last report. Star Command wants answers and we're gonna find 'em.

Booster

We just lost our positioning antenna!

Buzz

[nonchalantly] No biggie.

Wait. If I may, sir, no antenna means no navigation!

Buzz

[still unfazed] I repeat, no biggie.

Booster

How are we gonna land?

Buzz

[sarcastically] By the seat of our pants.

Booster

Heh, good thing I've got big pants.

Buzz

Buzz Lightyear to Karn Bio-station. Buzz Lightyear to Karn Bio-station, do you read? [He still gets no answer. sighs] Still no contact. I hope Doctor What's-her-name's alright down there.

Mira

You mean, Dr. Ozma Furbanna? She's one of the most honored animal research scientists in the galaxy.

Yeah, that's great, Mira.

Commander Nebula

How's our patient? [sees Buzz awake] Ah, he's finally awake.

Buzz

And he's in serious need of a briefing.

Commander Nebula

Buzz, we found you on Tradeworld, out cold. We lost all contact with you for eight hours.

Buzz

[surprised] Eight hours?! [He tries to swat the Med Probe away.] Pesky little...

[off-screen] Good!

Buzz

I don't remember anything. One minute I'm slapping the bracelets on Warp Darkmatter...

Commander Nebula

Ah, yes. Your old Academy pal-gone-bad.

Buzz

[nods] Yeah, him. Next thing I know, I'm lying here having a personal laser check with the Med Probe!

[off-screen] Uh-oh.

Buzz

Uh-oh? What uh-oh? Clarify that uh-oh.

Commander Nebula

We've got an implant of unknown origin.

Buzz

What's unknown about it? It has to be Darkmatter's doing! [to the LGMs] Take it out!

Commander Nebula

[To the Little Green Men] ASAP!

Preparing to remove implant.

Commander Nebula

[off-screen] It has a defense system!

Buzz

Sir, my space suit. I'll find Warp Darkmatter and get to the bottom of this.

Commander Nebula

Buzz, I can't give it to ya.

Buzz

You said you couldn't leave without me!

That's right, I couldn't. Because I can't drive a stick.

Buzz

Oh...

Buzz

Evil. [whispers] It's everywhere. The galaxy reeks of it. I can fight it. But, I can't fight it alone. I need your help. [The screen zooms out to reveal his full body and XR beside him.] If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. Now, you gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I care enough to act"? Well, do ya?

More mulnar loaf, Ranger Lightyear?

Buzz

No thank you, ma'am.

Zurg

If anyone is to be harmed, IT'S YOU! [presses his "Z" emblem and activates his rocket boots, flying away. Buzz tries to shoot him, but misses as the Evil Emperor laughs evilly. Buzz grunts in frustration and activates his jetpack, taking off in hot pursuit of his archenemy.] Didn't know about the rocket boots, did you, Buzz? And I got them on sale!

Buzz

It's gonna take more than fancy footwear to save ya!

Cool.

Buzz

[off-screen] Lookin' for somethin'?

To infin-Bzzzzzzz...! To infinity and be-FEEEEEEEE...!

Buzz

[fixes it] Well, let's see, this should do it...

To infinity, and more infinity!

Buzz

A thousand years, and this is the best they could do?

Buzz

[off-screen] Not today, citizen!

What in the name of Aunt Fanny's fluke is going on here?!

Buzz

I'm Buzz Lightyear of Star Command.

[interrupting] I know who you are! I'm Panchax, Chief of Security, and that was a very expensive machine you wrecked!

Buzz

If it was so expensive, perhaps you shouldn't have let it be sabotaged.

Oh, and you've got all the answers?

Buzz

Officer Panchax, with all due respect, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!

Too bad, 'cause I run the show down here and I'm gonna bust those thieves! You and your lung-breathing space cowboys BETTER STAY OUT OF MY WAY!

Mira

Well, someone seemed to be a little bit tense.

Buzz

Like someone with something to hide. Mira, you and XR keep an eye on Officer Panchax.

Mira

[to XR] Let's go, shorty. You're with me.

Buzz

Somebody's up to no good down here, Booster, and we're gonna find out who.

Intruders!

I really don't like that guy. [presses a switch to set off an alarm, alerting Blackfin] Blackfin! Intruders in the missile chamber! Stop them!

Buzz

[hears the alarm] Oh, craters! This thing's complicated!

[notices Blackfin coming towards them] I'll hold him off!

[takes a look at Capital Planet from his radar] I can't afford to wait any longer. [swims up to the controls] Missile launch!

Zurg

CURSE YOU, BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!

Zurg

Grubs! Begin construction of the HYPER DEATH RAY!

[giving Buzz a Rorschach test] Now, tell me, what do you see?

Buzz

Zurg.

How about this one?

Buzz

Zurg.

And this one?

Buzz

Zurg.

[holds up a picture of Mira] How about this, Buzz?

Buzz

That's Ranger Nova. She's happy, cause we got Zurg's pen!

Buzz

[jumping up and down] Hey, Zurg! You really tick me off, you know that? You make me angry! VERY ANGRY! VERY, VERY ANGRY!

Zurg

You DO need a vacation.

Buzz

You've pulled some evil deeds in the past-

Mira

But kidnapping innocent politicians?

Zurg

Innocent politicians? Don't be oxymoronic. I'd never do something so... so obvious.