Buzz Lightyear quotes from Buzz Lightyear of Star Command

Commander Nebula

Move it, Lightyear!

Buzz

Whoa!

Commander Nebula

AAAH! [The desk lowers to the ground and prints papers while wagging its tail. The commander sighs as he face palms and his mustache droops.] It found me.

Buzz

Hello, desk. [The desk points at him sternly.] Hey, he ordered me to help him escape, so...

Commander Nebula

[groans] I swore they never stick me behind the desk. Daily schedule. [He checks a paper.] Great. I'm doin' the LGM invention report, now.

Buzz

[chuckles] I'll leave you to your work.

Commander Nebula

Hold up there, Ranger! Where's the fire? [points at Buzz] I think I'll send you to the review.

Buzz

But-!

Commander Nebula

Look at me! I'm up to my elbows in paperwork, here!

Buzz

[sighs and slumps dejectedly] Yes, sir.

Commander Nebula

Hmph. Those invention reviews are more boring than watch constellations forum.

Zurg

Buzz, I am your father.

Buzz

[shocked] What?

Zurg

[strikes him] Psych! Made you look, you dimwit!

Well, if you're not using him, I'll take him! Ha, ha!

Buzz

XL!

You're not taking me anywhere, robot!

Buzz

To infinity and beyond!

Zurg

Curse you, Buzz Lightyear!

Buzz

Rangers XR and Mira, meet the Porcelons.

Well, greetings to you both. It is a pleasure.

Buzz

Rangers? Cat got your tongue?

Mira

Uh... uh... no, no, n-not at all. Just, I'm feeling a little flushed- uh, I mean, uh, oh craters!

Mira! Please, sir, you'll have to excuse her potty mouth.

Sir, are you insulting us?!

Buzz

Mira, XR! Put a lid on it!

Why, you are insulting us!

Buzz

No, please, Mr. ambassador, we meant no disrespect.

Booster

[comes in] Sorry I'm late. The restroom on this floor was broken. [sees Porcelon ambassador] Oh, thank goodness!

BOOSTER, NO!

Buzz

I'm sending you home for the holidays.

Zurg

Bring it on, rocket boy!