Xander, Giles and others in “The Yoko Factor”

Maybe that all changes when I'm off doin' sit-ups in Fort Dix!

Fort Dix? [begins to giggle hysterically]

Are you drunk?

[finishes laughing] Yes, quite a bit, actually.

Well, stop it!!

You guys, stop this! What happened to you today?!

It's not today! Buffy, things have been wrong for a while, don't you see that?

[perturbed] What do you mean 'wrong?'

Well, things certainly haven't been right since Tara. We have to face it, you can't handle Tara being my girlfriend...

No, it was back before that, since you two went off to college and forgot about me. Just left me in the basement to- Tara's your girlfriend?!

[from upstairs, still drunk] Bloody hell!