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Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 2, Episode 2

Xander, Willow and others in “Some Assembly Required”

Xander

Well, I guess that makes it official. Everybody's paired off. Vampires get dates. Hell, even the school librarian sees more action than me. You ever think that the world is a giant game of musical chairs, and the music's stopped and we're the only ones who don't have a chair?

Willow

All the time.

Cordelia Chase

Xander? I just wanted to thank you for saving my life. What you did in there was really brave and heroic, and I just wanted to tell you if there was anything that I could ever do to...

Xander

Do you mind? We're talking here.

(Cordelia is taken aback, rolls her eyes and leaves.)

Xander

So where were we?

Willow

Wondering why we never get dates.

Xander

Yeah, so why do you think that is?

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