Xander, Giles and others in “The Yoko Factor”

Xander

And if I did join the army, I'd be great. You know why? Because they might give me a job that couldn't be done by any well-trained Border Collie.

Giles

That's it. I'm going to bed.

Willow

No, you'd do wonderful in the army. Hey, do you think the umbilibal cord between you and Anya could stretch that far?

Xander

I knew it. I knew you hated her!

Willow

Look, I'm not the one being judgmental here. I'll leave that territory to you and Buffy.

Buffy

Judgmental? If I was any more open-minded about the choices you two make, my whole brain would fall out.

Xander

Oh, and superior. Don't forget that. Just because you're better than us doesn't mean you can be all superior.

Buffy

You guys, stop this. What happened to you today?

Willow

It's not today. Buffy, things have been wrong for a while, don't you see that?

Buffy

[perturbed] Well, what do you mean, wrong?

Willow

Well, they certainly haven't been right since Tara. We have to face it, you can't handle Tara being my girlfriend.

Xander

No! It was back before that! Since you two went off to college and forgot about me. Just left me in the basement to-- Tara's your girlfriend?

Giles

[from upstairs, still drunk] Bloody hell.

Buffy

Enough! All I know is you want to help, right? Be part of the team?

Willow

I don't know anymore.

Xander

Clearly not wanted.

Buffy

No! No, you said you wanted to go. So let's go, all of us. We'll walk into that cave with you two attacking me and the funny drunk drooling on my shoe. Hey! Hey, maybe that's the secret way to killing Adam!

Xander

Buffy.

Buffy

Is that it? Is that how you can help? You're not answering me! How can you possibly help? So... I guess I'm starting to understand why there's no ancient prophecy about a Chosen One and her friends. If I need help, I'll go to someone I can count on.