Am I right, Giles?
I'm almost certain you're not, but to be fair, I wasn't listening.
“Shadow” · Season 5
In this episode: Xander Harris (3), Anya Jenkins (3), Rupert Giles (2), Spike (1), Riley Finn (1)
AAnya
I for one didn't want to start my day with a slaughter... Which really just goes to show how much I've grown!
[Anya is looking over the day's receipts]
AAnya
Hey. Hey! HEY! HEY!!!
Anya, your "heys" are startling the customers.
And pretty much the state!
AAnya
You sold somebody a Kohl's amulet and a Sobekian bloodstone!
Yes, I believe I did.
AAnya
Are you stupid or something?
Allow me to answer that question with a firing.
She's kidding. An, we talked about the employee-employer vocabulary no-nos. That was number five.
Just once I would like to run into a cult of bunny worshippers.
AAnya
Great! Thank you very much for those nightmares.
Okay, how 'bout this one. Twice in recent memory, she's had the lover-wiccas do a deinvite on the house. Keep out specific vamps. Ever ask yourself why she's never taken my name off the guest list?
Because you're harmless.
Oh yeah, right. Takes one to know, I suppose. Least I still got the attitude. What do you got, a piercing glance? Face it, white bread. Buffy's got a type, and you're not it. She likes us dangerous, rough, occasionally bumpy in the forehead region. Not that she doesn't like you ... but sorry Charlie, you're just not dark enough.
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