“Doppelgängland”
In this episode: Buffy Summers (3), Willow Rosenberg (3), Vamp Willow (2), Xander Harris (1), Angel (1), Faith Lehane (1), Mayor Wilkins (1)
I-I just... well, I-I wanna do...
[smiles knowingly] Better than Faith?
[slightly embarrassed] So very shallow.
Competition is natural and healthy. Plus, you'll definitely ace her on the psych test. Just don't mark the box that says, "I sometimes like to kill people."
Thanks, sugar daddy.
Now Faith, you know I don't like that. I'm a family man. Now, let's kill your little friend.
Xander!
Will, changing the look not an idle threat with you!
[smiling] You're alive.
Uh, Will, this is verging on naughty touching here, don't wanna fall back on bad habits - Hands! Hands in new places!
[revolted] You're alive.
...
[approaches Xander and Vamp Willow] So, Xander, are you gonna introduce me to- [Vamp Willow turns to Buffy] Holy God, you're Willow.
[instantly hostile] You.
[nervous, trying to be polite] You know what? I-I like the look. It's, um, it's extreme, but it, it, it looks good, you know, it's a... leather thing, and, uh... I said "extreme" already, right?
[Vamp Willow turns Willow around and looks her up and down, particularly noticing her pink sweater.]
Well, look at me. I'm all fuzzy.
What do I want with you? Uh...
Your little school friend Anya said that you're the one that brought me here. She said that you could get me back to my world.
Oh. Oh! Oops!
But I don't know...I kinda like the idea of the two of us.
[She turns Willow around again, caressing her shoulders.
We could be quite a team, if you came around to my way of thinking.
Would that mean we have to snuggle?
[Vamp Willow brushes Willow's hair away from her neck.]
What do you say?
[She gives Willow's neck an eager, lengthy lick. Willow shudders with loathing and grimaces at the feeling.]
Wanna be bad?
This just can't get more disturbing.
[Vamp Willow growls horribly with desire and bares her teeth behind Willow's neck. Willow freaks out and whirls around, stepping back and away from her.]
Ack! Ew! No more! You're really starting to freak me out!
It's horrible! That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil and...skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.
Willow, just remember, a vampire's personality has nothing to do with the person it was.
Well, actually... [Buffy gives him a look] That's a good point.
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