You want to go to school?
Sure! Why not?
Okay. Good day to buy that lottery ticket.
“Nightmares” · Season 1
In this episode: Buffy Summers (3), Xander Harris (3), Rupert Giles (1), Joyce Summers (1), Master (1)
Well, the Hellmouth, the center of mystical convergence, supernatural monsters: been there.
Little blasé there, aren't you?
I'm not worried. If there's something bad out there we'll find, you'll slay, we'll party!
Thanks for having confidence in me.
You da man, Buff!
[Xander knocks The Clown unconcious]
You were a lousy clown! Your balloon animals were pathetic! Everyone can make a giraffe!
Our dreams are coming true?
Dreams? That would be a musical comedy version of this. Nightmares, our--our nightmares are coming true.
[to Buffy] What's the fun of burying someone if they're already dead?
Glad you showed up. You see, I'm having a really bad day.
UMUgly Man
Lucky 19.
Scary. I'll tell you something, though. There are a lot of scarier thing than you. And I'm one of them.
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