Brothers & Sisters · Season 1
OK. Whatever, where did you hide the wine? I need to get grandma a drink ASAP?
It's in the closet.
You put the wine in my closet.
[Kevin walks over to the closet & opens the door]
Is your little boyfriend in there? [Laughs]
[Yelling from closet] He's not my boyfriend!
[Kitty and Robert enter a closet]
If this is where you keep the wine, where do you keep your clothes?
Shut your mouth and come on. Shut the door.
[Robert shuts the door and looks around]
I am having like a fifth grade flashback of Deena Segerson and seven minutes in heaven.
[He looks at Kitty who is pouring glasses of wine]
Have you always been a closet drinker?
Are you done?
No, I'll think of some more.
We had to promise no wine when we took Justin out of rehab.
Out of where?
Oh.
Mother, Justin is in a rehab program. He's a drug addict.
Oh, mom, a little more discretion. We are in the presence of a US senator.
It's nothing to be embarrassed about.
But homosexuality is?
Oh Kevin, you know. Please, enough. Can you just tell him you have a gay brother too.
Who's gay?
I...
I think you just outed two brothers for the price of one.
Thanks Kitty. That would be me, grandma. I'm gay.
You're not gay. Justin maybe, but you?
Oh I am gay, I swear. I am.
You know tonight was unusually bizarre, even for my family.
Are you kidding me, it's been fantastic... [pause] like dinner theatre or the circus.
[Kitty calls Sarah] You are never going to believe this. I slept with McCallister.
Oh God, Kitty, you scared me. I thought something bad had happened.
Something bad did happen. Do you understand that I work for him? He is my boss!
Oh please, sleeping with co-workers is like a reflex for you.
And as for Holly, as long as we don't have a gold-digging mistress division, she's of absolutely no use to Ojai Foods or to me.
If you're gonna ask me something, you should just ask it.
Senator, are you running for President?
Yes, I am, Miss Walker. You know what else? I'm gonna win.
You know, you almost have to love the irony; you're right where I was with you a few months ago.
You know, you ended things with me, Scotty.
Now you know how hard it is to love someone who doesn't love himself. I feel sorry for you. [pause] Good luck, Kevin.
I've got to make Hair Boy look Presidential.
Senator Hair Boy, please.
There are no shortcuts Sarah, in life or in love. This pain must be felt. The alternative is much worse. It's what makes us special, what makes us beautiful, what, what makes us worthy; the pain of how we love. But that pain is accompanied by something else, isn't it? Hope. With your pain, there is hope. And that is where you are. Somewhere between agony and optimism and prayer. So you're human. You're alive. And that is what we have.
[Robert opens the front door to find Nora and Justin lurking] Mom! What are you doing?
Nothing, nothing. I just got here and found Justin here lurking...
I wasn't lurking.
Then why didn't you go in?
Because Kitty was yelling at the senator, Mom.
I liked you so much better when you were stupid.
You're stupid.
You're stupid.
You're stupider.
You're the stupidest.
You know, whatever journey I've been on, I think at age 34 I have finally maybe found out who I want to be, and where I want to go. [puts his hand on Kevin's] And who I want to go there with.
This is the greatest friggin' restaurant on Earth, isn't it?
Hold on to what's good. What makes you happy.
You make me happy.
I do?
[to Holly] You've done nothing but cause my family pain, so if your perfect little world has come crashing down around you because the truth has finally come out, you know what, join the damn club!
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