Sarah Walker quotes from Brothers & Sisters

Sarah

What does a girl have to do to get a drink around here?

Tommy

Uh, follow Kevin around.

Nora

Sarah, you're such a good mom. I know you're not a quitter, sweetheart. I wasn't either, and maybe that's why I never let myself see what was really happening. I stood by your father blindly, no matter what. I don't want you to make the same mistakes I did, I don't want you to. You have to decide whether you can ever trust Joe again or not, and if you can't...

Sarah

What if I can?

Kevin

Well, if you rule out all the democrat you're basically left with Ted Nugent, Lynyrd Skynyrd and ZZ Top!

Sarah

Well, I'm a democrat and I lost my virginity to "She's Got Legs"!

Justin

Eww wow! Crossing the line Sarah!

Tommy

Mine was the "Dirty Dancing" theme!

Kevin

Wow! Be gayer!!

Sarah

I bet Kitty's was "Talk radio"! Hey, Justin?

Justin

Don't look at me! I'm not having this conversation in front of mom!

Nora

Oh, please! Pink Floyd's "The Wall", Gabby Clyner, 10th grade!

Justin

You know that?

Kevin

I have two first sex soundtracks, girl and guy.

Kitty

Okay now stop, stop you guys, please you're ruining all music for me.

Robert

Sorry I'm late

Justin

It's alright buddy

Nora

Robert, what song did you lose your virginity to?

Kevin

Mom!

Kitty

Well we're just trying to figure out our wedding song.

Robert

Interesting methodology, uhhm, Endless love!

Aaaah!

Robert

Yeah ok. Does anyone know that Kitty has us scheduled for for dance lessons?

Tommy

Awwww Kitty!

Kitty

Come on Tommy, I'm not that bad.

Nora

I got it Pretty Woman!

Kitty

Come on mom! At a republican candidates wedding.

Nora

No that was the song I lost my virginity to.

Tommy

Mom we don't need to picture you and dad....

Nora

Who said anything about dad.

What?

Kitty

I thought dad was your first?

Nora

Nope.

Sarah

I thought dad swept you off your feet when you were barely 18.

Kevin

Mom you slut!

Nora

It was this guy I'd known in college, Stan Harris and it was in the back of his dad's car.

Ewwwwww! [ They stand to exit]

Nora

He was tall and I was short... [All leave] So what it's like I've never had sex before.

Sarah

How do I look?

Kevin

What?

Sarah

Is this too fancy? With the bow?

Kevin

I don't care.

Sarah

You'd think I'd know what to wear to one of these meet your new half-sibling shindigs by now.

Sarah

It's hard to believe we're all supposed to be in Hawaii.

Saul

Yeah, and now it's like the 10 plagues of Egypt. Hurricane, relocated wedding, collapsed maid of honor...

Sarah

Mom's date's a no show.

Kevin

Groom freak out.

Rebecca

Don't forget about the knocked up bride.

Saul

This wedding is more cursed than Liza Minnelli.

Kevin

That is the gayest thing to ever come out of your mouth.