Come on, guys. I grew a goatee and it looks amazing and I know you can see it.
Of course we can see it, Charles. It's horrible.
It looks like you unclogged a shower drain with your mouth.
Yeah, you look exactly like the guy in the "Don't talk to strangers" poster.
No, I don't.
Are you talking about your new goatee? I think it's a good choice for your face. Come over here so I can take a better look.
[walking over to Holt] Thank you, captain. I knew you'd appreciate Bianca. [to the bullpen] That's right, I call her Bianca because she's dark and thick like my first cousin Bianca.
[puts on glasses, examines Boyle's goatee] Jeffords, Peralta. Now.
[Terry restrains Boyle]
Say goodbye to Bianca, Boyle. [reveals an electric razor and turns it on]
Bianca! NOOOOO!
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