Okay. Personal photos are down, kitchen is spotless and I got the silver-painted breakdancer outside to move his very loud boombox elsewhere.
[A cutaway shows Terry breakdancing in front of a crowd with the silver breakdancer]
You beat him in a dance-off?
No. I destroyed him. There's absolutely nothing here that will set off Holt.
[Scully suddenly backs away from his desk while Hitchcock holds a lit road flare over a burning bowl]
Oh! Oh! I was trying to cook my oatmeal with a road flare but it caught on fire!
Why are you using a road flare?!
You said the kitchen was off-limits!
Yeah, this is your fault, Sarge.
Give me that. [takes the road flare]
[Terry knocks the bowl onto the floor and stomps it out. Holt enters and stops in front of him.]
[still stomping out the oatmeal] I'm just... holding a road flare... stepping on some oatmeal... Just doing me.
I can't believe that you, of all people, are my biggest problem today, Jeffords. [leaves]
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