You talking oldest bags? 68.
That's not that old.
Yeah, but I was only 20.
20? Were you even a cop then?
No, man. That was before I made it into the academy.
[Everyone is confused for a moment, then Diaz smiles as the penny drops]
Charles isn't talking about his oldest arrest.
Ew!
Yeah, 68, like I said.
God, you had sex with a 68-year-old when you were in your 20s?
You know how it is, when you have a chance to bed an older woman, you-
No, that's not an older woman; that's an old woman! That's someone's grandma!
She was, actually; that's how I met her.
Oh! [Everyone grimaces and starts laughing]
Don't- don't knock it 'till you try it! She had a replacement hip with some serious torque. It was like having sex with a Transformer!
That is no one's fantasy!
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