Let's talk about something important. Put that coffee down! Do you really think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you. You call yourself a ranger you son of a bitch?
I peed.
You are the sorriest excuse the rangers I've ever seen, and I've been in this business for 15 years.
What's your name?
Fuck you. That's my name.
Is that Korean?
Brickleberry is the worst park in the country. Fucking-auschwitz would get a better yelp review. I'm here to turn this dump around, and I'm not leaving until I do. there are going to be changes. Number 1: Drug tests.
It's been a pleasure working here. I'm gonna miss all of you. Bye-bye [he leaves]
That bring us to Woody Johnson. You couldn't manage a blow job in a dick factory.
Dick Factory? Is that where they make dicks, or is it a factory made out of dicks?
Shut up, you idiot! I should fire your fat ass.
No! Please give me another chance I know this park sucks, But I'll have a plan to fix everything first thing in the morning.
All right, Johnson, but it better be good or there'll be hell to pay. [she leaves, door open]
Bye, Fuck you.
[door close]
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