Woody, Malloy and others in “Unfinished Business”

Woody

I'm so glad everything turned out okay.

Malloy

No, everything turned out fine. Except for the part where I was raped.

Woody

Well, Ethel, looks like you get your job back.

Malloy

Who gives a shit?! I got raped.

Woody

Uh-huh. Steve, I guess you deserve to keep this for a while. [gives Steve the ranger of the month pin]

Steve

You know what? I think it's time for a change. [He makes it look like he's gonna give the badge to Ethel but he just puts it on the other side of his shirt] Wow, looks even better on this side. It's like a whole different shirt now.

You're an asshole, you know that?

Steve

[laughing wickedly] She thinks I'm an asshole now. She doesn't even know that I spiked her coffee. Good think I'll never tell a soul. It...Wait a minute. Am I thinking this or saying this?!

You spiked my coffee!?

Steve

Oops.

Only you can prevent big vats of acid. [he gets knocked into a vat of acid by Steve, burns, and screams as he disintegrates]

I fucking love it!