Brandy Harrington quotes from Brandy & Mr. Whiskers

Mr. Whiskers

(about his campaign platform) Shouldn't I be discussing the issues? Or at least know what they are?

Brandy

This is an election, let's stay away from the issues.

Mr. Whiskers

What’s that one feeling where you think you've experienced something before?

Brandy

Déjà vu.

Mr. Whiskers

No, that's not it, it's like a weird déjà-vu feeling where you think you've experienced something before?

Brandy

[yelling] Déjà vu!

Mr. Whiskers

No, no, no, it's that one feeling that I'm feeling right now.

Brandy

[screaming] Déjà Stinkin' Vu!

Brandy Harrington

Whiskers, you brought your friend into this house, you get him out!

Mr. Whiskers

But he will eat me!

Brandy Harrington

I can only hope!

Brandy Harrington

[happily] Whiskers, I can't believe it! How did you finally get rid of that annoying cat?

Mr. Whiskers

Oh, I used a little thing called my brain.

(about trying to get Brandy and Whiskers unstuck) It's a big job, but I can do it.

Brandy

Just do it! I don't have a lot of time.

There's one small issue I need to bring up.

Brandy

What?

Well, when my monkey army rips you apart... well sometimes they literally rip you apart.

Brandy

You big, stupid selfish baby! You're ruining everything.

Mr. Whiskers

(about Arturo) You won't say that when comes back with a fork and knife!

Mr. Whiskers

Im i Lucky If i can swim with piranha's To?

Ah See Perfectly Fine.

Brandy

They Probably Just Ate.

Brandy

AHH! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!

Brandy

AAAHH! Stop! STOP!! STOP!!! Whiskers! Ed is sick! You must play and do it for yourself!

Whiskers

Huh? Brandy! Tell me! TELL ME!!

Mr. Whiskers

The diary is off my must-read list. (waits two-seconds and than make a grab for the book) Gimme, gimme, gimme! (hovering over a cliff)

Brandy

Learn your lesson?!?

Mr. Whiskers

(somewhat strangled voice) No really. (falls down the cliff) Still haven't learned my leasson!!!

Brandy

How might you feel if you was for me telling everyone your own secrets?

Mr. Whiskers

What secrets?

Brandy

(raged) Like, you collect toejam, you're afraid of belly lint, you pass gas in your favorite sleep!!

Mr. Whiskers

I pass gas in my favorite sleep? Cool!

Brandy

I'm cutting you off!

Mr. Whiskers

Aw, but Brandy, I crave your anguished ramblings, even more so now that they're taboo! The forbidden fruit! The desire of dare not speaketh name! I also like the way you dot your 'I's with hearts.

It is I, the Great Snakeini!

And us, the juvenile twins!

Ed

And me, the automatic otter! Or... should I be the slippery slider. (He puts his finger on his chin, raising an eyebrow) You know what I'll think anytime seven uh, monitor or something?

Brandy

And thy name's Brandy, my name's Brandy. Not Super Brandy, not Wonder Brandy, not Brandy last, just Brandy.

Ed

(gags, retches) Ahh! Ahh! Wha? The hero has turned to Mr. Whiskers? But how?

Brandy

Yeah, Cheryl and Meryl cried against Lola.

Whiskers

Uh-oh. (retching)

Brandy

Whiskers! AAAAAH! Whiskers, they're gone!

Brandy

(nursing the jungle animals after they all get sick) Ugh! What did I do to deserve this?

Mr. Whiskers

Lied to all of us for your own selfish reasons!

Brandy

Oh no, Whiskers, Vlad has turned you into one of his mindless, undead minions.

What? He is not my minion.

Mr. Whiskers

But mindless, guilty as charged