All right, look, Mr. Feeny, I have a question that I'm going to need a yes or no answer to: how many people get into Yale every year?
[thinks it over] No.
S3 E6This Little Piggy
ACAnimal Control Man
Let's save ourselves time, a lot of unpleasantries. You've got a pig. I want it.
This pig you speak of, could you describe him?
ACAnimal Control Man
It looks like... A GREAT BIG LION!
Oh, well, that's not our pig!
'Cause, uh, we don't have one! So, Mr. Animal Control Man, kindly vacate my home at once or else I will be forced to call the Animal Control Control People. Yes, sir. Isn't that right, my dear Shawn?
It sure is, my little Cory. [the pig comes down the stairs] Okay, who shaved the dog?
Wait, I know this song! Ba-de-de-de-de-dum, it's Bugs Bunny!
No, it's Wagner.
Mr. Feeny, this is cartoons you are WAY over your head!
ACAnimal Control Man
Is this really your pig?
No, I've got my ark parked outside and I'm one pig short.
S3 E7Truth and Consequences
Topanga, are you sweating?
I don't sweat, I glisten.
Yeah, well, you're glistening like a pig.
JBJanitor Bud
Okay... I didn't want to use this, Feeny, but what about that time I saved your life?
Saved my life?
JBJanitor Bud
You were walking down the hall when I noticed a patch of waxy build-up on the floor. You were maybe two, three steps away. There was no time to clean. I had no choice but to throw myself onto the wax.
I thought you were napping!
JBJanitor Bud
Well... once I was down there...
S3 E8Rave On
You know, Mr. Feeny, just between you and me, it's stuff like this that really makes you unpopular.
Sure, and it's lonely at the top, but I save a lot of money on Call Waiting.
Eric, how could you plan the rave on the same day as Mom and Dad's anniversary?
Hey, you're lookin' at me like I'm inconsiderate. I had no idea when Mom and Dad's anniversary was, so there!
S3 E9The Last Temptation of Cory
All right, Mr. Matthews, what was I saying?
I was too busy absorbing to listen.
Very good. Mr. Hunter?
Franklin Roosevelt and the New Deal.
Dear Lord, he's right.
It's been my answer for two years, Mr. Feeny. Sooner or later it had to pay off.
Well, I accidentally kissed Missy Robinson.
How do you accidentally kiss someone?
Well, um...
I mean, did she trip on a rug and your lips broke her fall?
S3 E10Train of Fools
Cory, if stupidity were in the Olympics, you'd win the Nobel Prize.
[to Feeny] You're asking us for money, aren't you?
Yes, I've hit rock bottom.
Welcome!
S3 E11City Slackers
All right, Shawn, not to put a damper on our plans or anything, but it occurred to me in a moment of clarity that we don't ski.
We don't learn, but we go to school, don't we?
There wasn't even any snow.
Yeah, what about that, Shawn? You told me that the weather report said "snow in the mountains."
They did. They said the Rocky Mountains were blanketed with fresh powder.
The Rockies? Shawn, we're in the Poconos! Two thousand miles away from the Rocky Mountains!
Oh, you mean that's a name? I thought it was a description. You know, like "chewy nougat."
S3 E12The Grass is Always Greener
I'm no rocket scientologist, but...
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