I'm not about to go to Texas and not ride the mechanical bull, Chelina. That would be like going to Los Angeles and not sleeping with Paris Hilton.
S1 E17Death Be Not Proud
I promise you. By the time I finish tomorrow, those judges - every last one of them - will rise up and say "Never mind executing Ezekiel Borns. Let's kill Alan Shore instead."
Hey! Pretty boy. How'd you like to go to Texas?
I'd love to. I haven't had my shots.
He is ultimately a benign man who we all happen to care about, including you. I think what you really mean to do is voice your concern unofficially.
I'm making an official complaint. If there's forms to be filled out please have them sent to my office. [walks away]
You little bitch.
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