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It's just that I always felt there was something more I could've done for my brother. Maybe he'd still be here. Guess I'm still just trying to do that something extra, is all.
We always feel that way when we lose someone.
S6 E2The Couple in the Cave
Now let's get on your little shrinky mojo so you can pick up any leftover crazies that the other doctor might've missed.
[mocking, looks at Booth] My shrinky mojo. That's how it works. [stares at Booth in annoyance]
Stop staring at me like that.
[Brennan, Booth and Hannah are at the bar when Hodgins calls Brennan with information about the case. Brennan puts him on speaker mode.]
This is fascinating.
Who's that?
BBBooth & Brennan
Hannah.
[runs to his speaker] Hey, uh, hi! It's nice to meet you. I'm, uh, Hodgins, Dr. Hodgins. I am a big fan. I just read the piece where you stuck it to CENTCOM in 2009.
[smiles] Thanks.
Hey, maybe while you're here, you can find out why every time there's a big story [Booth looks embarrassed] and I mean like an earthquake or government corruption, there's always some celebrity story that takes focus.
[getting annoyed] Hodgins!
[continues on] The BP oil spill, Lindsay Lohan goes to jail and the country takes their eye off the ball.
Hod-gins!
Media is used to distract us all the time.
[discreetly to Hannah] You're taking him seriously???
Michael Jackson's funeral is on 24-hours a day and nobody finds out about the coup in Honduras. Smells fishy to me.
I love this woman.
S6 E3The Maggots in the Meathead
The tox screen showed copious amounts of alcohol, over the counter stimulants, and men's beauty products.
I'm sorry, men's what now?
Hairspray, hair gel, tanning spray and some sort of aerosolized perfume.
Cologne. Men wear cologne.
You don't.
Well that's because it smells like perfume.
Eureka! A gathering of Guidos!
I was thinking I wanted to get him something when I moved in; a present, and since you know him so well --
A telephone! Get him a telephone!
I was thinking something a little more personal.
A vintage rotary phone. Booth loves them and hasn't been able to find the right one.
Really?
Yes! He's been looking. Booth says that's what a phone is supposed to be: indestructible and heavy enough to knock someone out.
[laughs] Yeah, that sounds like Seeley.
His grandfather kept his rotary phone until it fell apart. Booth loved the feel of the bakelite, the tick-tick-tick of the dial as it turned. He says the mechanics make it human.
And lucky for me, he has a partner who knows him so well.
Booth and I have become close, by necessity. Congratulations again. I'm happy for you both.
Thanks.
One thing, Hannah. I want you to be sure about this.
The phone?
No, although I understand the misunderstanding. No, about you and Booth moving in together. Booth will give himself to you completely, and it would be very painful for him if you aren't as serious about the relationship as he is.
I am, but thanks, though. You're a good friend, Temperance. Seeley is very lucky.
S6 E4The Body in the Bounty
JSDr. Jude the Science Dude
This rib was broken before this man was killed. Amazing!
This injury occurred perhaps a week before the victim was killed.
DDude
Whatever made him die was not the same thing that broke his rib.
There were two injuries: one that broke off a piece of the rib --
DDude
And another approximately a week later which propelled the bone into this heart and killed him dead.
Killed him dead is redundant.
DDude
But it's clear, and what do we say about clarity? It's a barbarity that clarity is a rarity!
That's very true.
It was an accident. The rib fracture broke off in the fight at the pool hall. [to the bounty hunter] You had no idea that your beanbag gun would kill him.
Bones, what are you, a defense lawyer now?
[quoting Dr. Jude] "A kind mind is a fine mind."
She cut off his head! That wasn't an accident.
I have no rebuttal for that statement.
[after Booth releases a bounty hunter going after their suspect] What'd you do that for?!
[matter-of-factly] Double the pressure on Braverman. I don't care who gets him first.
I hate it when you're all adult and sensible. Give me a little bile and revenge. Just what I appreciate in a man.
Sweetie, you go on this show and millions of little girls are going to look at you and say to themselves, I can be like her, a scientist, or an astronaut or a brain surgeon, blah-de-blah. You know, shoot for the stars. All that.
Even with the "blah-de-blah" it seems very important to you.
Yeah. If I have a daughter I'm going to name her Temperance.
You are?
[nods] I mean, we won't call her that. It's awful. Maybe it'll be her middle name but I want her to love you.
Well, you love me.
Yes but not everyone is as willing to look as hard for your inner child as I am. And this kid is half Hodgins, remember?
S6 E5The Bones that Weren't
Dr. Hodgins, would you come over here and be a corpse?
Yeah.
[to Brennan] Sweetie, y-you do mean pretend to be a corpse, right? 'Cause the way you're holding that knife, you're looking a little slashery.
Don't worry, Seeley, I'm fine.
You got shot, Hannah, you're not fine.
I've been shot before. So have you, right?
It's not like you build up an immunity to gunshot wounds.
Your fluidity makes it appear that you have no bones, and I am an expert on bones, so I find that very impressive.
RRussell
Well, thank you. I take that as a great compliment while being intimidated by law enforcement.
You stayed up all night?
Yes.
Is that good for the baby?
Well, what he doesn't know, doesn't hurt him, right?
Anacostia? That's a really tough part of town.
Not compared to downtown Kabul, it's not.
Or the surface of Venus which is covered by clouds of sulfuric acid and hundreds of active mega volcanoes.
[Booth and Sweets give her the "seriously???" look]
[incredulously] What? We were talking about tough neighborhoods.
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