Bones Season 6 quotes

Brennan

[knocks on Booth's apartment door] Booth? [knocks again] Are you there?

Booth

No, I'm in South Beach working on my tan. [opens door]

Brennan

You need Sweets to sign your post Afghanistan ready for duty report. Did you forget?

Booth

Me?

Brennan

Well, generally you wear more clothing, and you've been avoiding it for weeks.

Booth

Well, I couldn't sleep. Hannah got up at the crack of dawn. [cracks back]

Brennan

Do you always have this pronounced release of gas in the morning?

Booth

Is it that bad?

Brennan

Synovial gas. That's what the cracking is.

Booth

Synovial gas? What's that mean?

Brennan

Well, there comes a point where a body can't hide all the abuse it's taken.

Booth

What do you mean 'certain point'?

Brennan

Booth, you've been shot, beaten, and jumped out of airplanes. The skeletal damage alone --

Booth

Oh, God. I'm falling apart.

Brennan

You're fine. It's your skeleton that's falling apart.

Daisy

Dr. Brennan, about this morning..

Brennan

What about it?

Daisy

I don't want you think that Lance and I are dating again because we're not. That was purely accidental intercourse.

Brennan

You had intercourse accidentally? What were you trying to do, Miss Wick?

Daisy

I was returning a book.

Brennan

[confused] And..your pants fell off?

Angela

This is incredible, I can't believe this is an actual slave ship! Where did they find it?

Brennan

Off the coast of Maryland. This could shed an enormous light on the slave trade.

Or give me nightmares, one or the another.

[found something amongst the slave remains] Over here! Now! Uh..not kidding even a little bit, Dr Hodgins!

Hodgins

Yeah? What you got?

That! [pointing to the skull covered with pink lifeforms] What the hell is it?

Hodgins

Wow...some kind of organism anchored to the bone. [examining the skull] Interesting!

Alien sea-life hitchhikes in on a slave ship, and that's all you can say? Interesting?

Brennan

But I think in this context, interesting is a way of acknowledging lifeforms beyond Dr Hodgins' expertise.

Hodgins

Temporary condition, I assure you. [announcing to the people on the forensic platform] Hey, listen up! Hold any other bones with pink slime and bring it over here. [reexamining the skull with a magnifying glass] It's possible that alien is an inappropriate adjective. I think we maybe looking a N.T.I here.

What's he talking about?

Brennan

I have no idea.

Booth

Scuse' Me, we're looking for Hunter Lang.

Err..he's one of our bartenders. Nadi, they're looking for Lang.

Oh! [looks at Booth] Jealous husband?

Booth

[shows his badge] FBI

Oh! Well, ca-can this wait? We'll be back by 10.

Booth

How about we come with you?

[looks at Sweets] Only if he comes to. [points at Sweets, Booth and Brennan looks at Sweets]

Booth

That was the plan.

Done!

Sweets

I'm sorry, what just happened there?

Brennan

If this was the Malukus, I would say it was some sort of virgin offering.

Sweets

Virgin?

Brennan

Quasi virgin offering.

Daisy

Has anybody else noticed this is like a giant jigsaw without the edge pieces?

Angela

One person gets killed and it's murder. Millions get killed and it's history.

Daisy

[looks at a set of skeletal remains] I'm trying to think of them as just bones. It's easier.

Daisy

[barges into Sweets' office] You have to back me up with Dr. Brennan. She hasn't said anything but I know what she's thinking. It's an emergency.

Sweets

Wh––what am I supposed to say??

Daisy

You have to explain what happened this morning.

Sweets

Sex is a normal part of the adult experience. You don't need to apologize for it.

Daisy

Did you know what happened when I was little? My dad and I saw these two deer "going at it" on the side of the hill and I asked him what they were doing. And he said, the nice deer in the back was pushing his friend up the hill.

Sweets

[bemused] Seriously?

Daisy

And now, we're those deer, only that no one is explaining that you were pushing me up hill.

Angela

Well, maybe you should talk to Sweets.

Sweets? Why would I do that?

Angela

He might be able to help you deal with Michelle.

I don't want to talk to a child about a child.

Nigel-Murray

Oh, you know, there are many fine universities in England, uh, Oxford and Cambridge, of course, but th-th-there's also...

You so much as mention leaving the country to my daughter, and I will choke you on your own trivia, and stuff your lifeless body in a locker.

Vincent

Then again, Georgetown's lovely.

Vincent

Definitely looks like murder.

Brennan

There's nothing definite here, Mr. Nigel-Murray. It's possible the victim had a grand mal seizure while voluntarily lying in the chocolate.

But let's call it murder, just for fun.

Hannah

I don't want to mess anything up between you and your son.

Booth

Look, I love you, all right? He's gonna love you, too. And don't think of him as a kid. Just think of him as a short guy who … who's not allowed to drink.

Booth

The point is, like, they have to meet sometime, right?

Sweets

Well, yeah, if your relationship with Hannah is serious, then …

Booth

It is serious.

Sweets

I wasn't questioning that …

Booth

It sounded like you were.

Sweets

No, I wasn't.

Booth

Well, it's serious.

Sweets

Then they have to meet.

Hodgins

[after trumping Daisy on discovering how the remains "melted"] I am king of the lab and you, you are my serf.

Daisy

You know why your name is Sweets?

Sweets

[smiles] Why?

Daisy

[romantically] Because you're so sweet.

Booth

Bones, what are you doing here?

Brennan

What are you doing?

Booth

I don't know; following you to a bad part of town and saving your life. You know, the usual. Your turn.