May I call you Bones in future moments of shared camaraderie?
Don't call me Bones.
Sure about that, Bones?
Please, don't.
“The Princess and the Pear” · Season 4, Episode 15
In this episode: Temperance Brennan (4), Lance Sweets (3), Seeley Booth (2), Perotta (2), Jack Hodgins (1), Cam (1), Colin Fisher (1)
What's wrong?
Nothing. Come on in. How about some coffee? Caribbean bean!
You hurt your back again?
Nope. No, no, no. It's that obvious, huh?
Your gait suggests you restrained your anterior longitudinal ligament.
Yeah, well, I blame the couch, all right? I fell asleep last night watching the game. Look, I figured you fixed my back last time. Really, I just thought that maybe you could fix it again. So use your little magic knuckles and hit it up, and we're ready to go.
Booth, if this has become a recurring problem, you should see a specialist.
Right. I get it. All disclaimers apply. Here we go. Hit the back. Chop, chop. We've got a case!
[Brennan has just finished fighting the Black Knight and retrieving Excalibur after he ran her and Sweets off the road. Dr. Sweets has blood all over his face and has just managed to lift his head from the airbag]
Mad props.
Thanks.
[Booth has taken a lot of Vicodin for his back pain.]
How are you, Agent Booth?
The only reason that I am not coming in right now is because Bones told me not to, but she's your responsibility. Nothing can happen to her, okay? If anything happens to her and all that silky black hair, all that soft skin --
I will not let her out of my sight. You have my word. Now we should really get back to the case, Agent Booth.
Am I stopping you? [hangs up]
Right. I'm going to round up as many black knights as I can at Imagicon. In the mean time, please don't go out in the field without me.
I don't need a sitter. Booth gets needlessly protective sometimes. I have no idea why.
You really don't, do you?
No.
[notices Fisher looking depressed] What's with the long face there, "sunshine"?
CCam
[to Hodgins] Mr. Fisher just broke up with his girlfriend and he's feeling a little down. [Fisher is sighing and groaning at the side]
What about me? My girlfriend and I broke up and I gotta see her at work everyday.
Well, obviously it hasn't blackened your soul like it has mine.
There was some light charring.
I'm dead inside.
Ok. You win. Happy?
[looks up at Hodgins] Not that I can ever remember.
[Hodgins and Cam look at each other.]
Booth is right. You're like a portable polygraph.
He didn't mean that in a good way, though, did he?
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