Okay, before we do this, let's talk weapons. What'd everybody bring?
Wait, what? None. Why are we talking weapons now? There was a much better time to do this, back when we were near weapons.
Well, I have extras. You're welcome. (sighs) Okay, here's what I got: ruler, for slapping or poking.
Or measuring.
Pass.
Key chain, for stabbing.
Or keys.
You could also take the key chain, and you could force it down a throat.
Yeah, you could sneak it into someone's mouth.
Yeah.
"Hey, what's that? Oh, keys in your mouth."
Wha-What else you got?
Uh, you know, mace, knife... but I'm keeping those.
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