Linda, Bob and others in “Unfinished Business”

Linda

It's Christmas Eve and our tree is dead! What are we gonna do, Bobby?

Bob

I don't know, but we had to get it out of the house. It caught on fire twice. I guess we're just not going to have a tree this year.

Linda

N-n-n-not have a tree!? On Christmas!?

Louise

Where are the presents gonna go without no tree?

Gene

We want a divorce!