[Bob tries to confront who put the Thanksgiving turkey in the toilet]
So, really— no one wants to confess? Louise?
It wasn't me!
Louise...
It wasn't!
So no one—including Louise—wants to admit they did this? I'm giving you one more chance to confess, then I'm grounding everyone, including your mom and Gayle!
Bobby!
No, it's okay. I didn't have any plans.
Bob, come on. It was Louise. Or maybe Gene.
[gasps] How dare you! I put food in the toilet the way God intended! It had to be Louise.
Unbelievable. So everyone thinks I did it? Then I must be guilty. That's how it works, right!?
Yep. Perfect system.
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