Blue Heelers · Season 12, Episode 13
[Kelly clears her throat loudly.]
Alright, I was wrong. What else?
The garage?
The garage was a stupid idea.
And whose idea was it?
It was mine.
I'm sorry Kelly for dragging you into it.
Yes, I'm sorry.
It was dumb.
Hmm, alright.
I am an idiot.
[Joss mumbles in Italian.]
I'm sorry?
Uh, that's Italian for I'm really terribly sorry.
Hmm. Variation on scuzez, huh?
Yeah, that's right.
I felt resposible for what happened, so I'm glad you're alright. So much so that I got you something.
What is it?
[Kelly pulls out a bunch of bananas.]
Did you even pay for these?
I saw that.
What? Nothing happened.
You smiled.
I used to perm my hair.
So?
It was the nineties.
Touche. I tried to impress a girl once by singing Love Me Tender. To her cat.
Did it work?
Her cat was obsessed with me after that.
[Susie laughs.]
There you go. Twice. I win.
I thought I knew most of your disaster stories.
Not all of them, no.
Is there more?
Yeah. But I'll hold off on them. Gotta keep something in store.
Yeah for when I have another day like today. Tonight was fun.
Fun. Is that it?
[Jonesy tries to kiss Susie, but she pushes him away.]
Oh, Suse. I don't get it.
It's not you.
Well, I know you're not seeing anyone else. You are seeing someone else.
There's just something that I have to sort out.
Your mug half empty, mate?
Just, ah, contemplating the universe.
Is it a private conversation or can anyone join in?
When you think about it, you know, two bodies that have been revolving around each other for some time. Equal mass, although one may be thicker than the other...
Are you sure this is, ah, coffee you've been drinking?
Gravity...is a really powerful force of attraction, mate. I mean, these two bodies...they just, they just wanna crash into each other, but something's holding them back. Inertia, maybe? I dunno. But they're...locked in orbit. It could go on forever.
Sounds depressing.
It is. Get your act together, mate. Ask her out.
Who?
Who do you think?
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