MGMarty Glouberman
Oh, please. Recycling is a scam. Just like stuffed crust pizza. It's just more cheese and bread. You're actually losing tomato sauce.
S2 E7Guy Town
My dad is not a man. He is a one star Yelp review come to life.
S2 E8Dark Side of the Boob
Don't you have a hobby or something?
Well, as a matter of fact, I collect vintage Nazi dildos.
This fucking guy. He figured out a way to ruin dildos.
It seems you've been replaced with a better model, not unlike how latex replaced ivory as the material of choice in the dildo industry.
What is he talking about?
Ignore him. He's just trying to sell us Nazi dildos.
Oh, no no no no, I assure you, ladies, they are not for sale.
I think Lola might have given you a concussion. How many penises am I holding up?
S2 E9Smooch or Share
You truly are an enigma.
You're not supposed to say that word anymore.
Oh, shit, my golf balls! Dammit!
S2 E10The Department of Puberty
Hello, my tasty little tortellini.
Don't leave me with Shitshow Shannon!
You can call me Shane Lizard. That's what my friends call me.
You're friends with Coach Steve?
Isn't everybody?
S3 E1My Furry Valentine
They fired me from the school and now I'm Walgreens Greeter Coach Steve. Not to brag, but I've never been closer to suicide.
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