Wanda Henrickson quotes from Big Love

Nicki

[about Bill] He's been so happy! And he saw me in the car and pretended he didn't see me. And then he gave us flowers to throw me off the trail. I mean, don't you see? Do you see it?

Wanda

You don't think he's...?

Nicki

He is, yes! He is seeing a fourth wife. This is exactly what he did when he got interested in Margene. Honestly, I knew even before I knew, you know?

Wanda

It's so easy to see through them. They're kind of cute that way.

Bill

I promise you, you will not have the baby in this motel.

Wanda

Oh, I could give birth in a potato patch, I'd survive. It's Joey I'm worried about.

Wanda

[to Barb, about Frank] I wouldn't let him in your house if I were you. He makes Joey crazy, Bill hates him, and he doesn't pee in the toilet.

Nicki

Bill's not very good about lifting the seat either.

Wanda

No, Nicki. He pees in the sink.

Frank

[to Joey] I'll have some beans there, Fumbles.

Wanda

I told you, old man, you lay off Joey or else.

Frank

Or else what?

Wanda

Or else I'll finish the job someone else started: I'll kill you!

Nicki

This guy from work? He's a real mover and a shaker, Wanda. He totally made up an excuse to call me yesterday. I think he was flirting with me. Do you think?

Wanda

Has he chased you at night? Has he tried to put you in the trunk?

Nicki

He's not really like that. He wears cardigans.

Wanda

That sounds serious! You're a married woman, you can't be talking about another man's cardigans!