I think about sex all the time!
BBrynn
But that's good.
No, I can't control it. I get hard-ons in woodshop!
“Affair” · Season 1, Episode 5
In this episode: Nicki Grant (2), Margie Heffman (2), Barb Henrickson (1), Ben Henrickson (1), Wanda Henrickson (1)
[about Bill] He's been so happy! And he saw me in the car and pretended he didn't see me. And then he gave us flowers to throw me off the trail. I mean, don't you see? Do you see it?
You don't think he's...?
He is, yes! He is seeing a fourth wife. This is exactly what he did when he got interested in Margene. Honestly, I knew even before I knew, you know?
It's so easy to see through them. They're kind of cute that way.
You're the weak link, Margie.
What?
We have to be realistic. You can't keep a secret like me and you're not a good liar like Barb.
[alarmed] What do you mean I'm a good liar?
With the neighbors. You're so effortless; you're pro.
[to her son who's prancing around with no pants on] Aaron! [to Pam] I'm sorry, he just discovered his penis.
PPam
Don't they all!
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