Lois Henrickson quotes from Big Love

Lois

[to Sarah] Aren't you so thoughtful? You didn't used to be. When you were two you slapped me. I didn't like you for a very long time.

Bill

[seeing his father lying on the floor] Oh good lord!

Lois

He's better today. He's gonna be fine. I don't know why everyone's so up in arms.

Frank

[hoarsely] Don't let me die.

Bill

[about his father] He's gotta get to a doctor.

Lois

No! Remember when he got his fingers caught in the fan? You said doctors and he was fine!

Bill

He needed 23 stitches!

Lois

[about Frank's arsenic poisoning] How can he suspect me when I didn't do anything? That's crazy!

Bill

Fine, fine. So who is gonna pick him up?

Lois

Why don't you go pick him up?

Bill

I hate him as much as you do.

Lois

Then maybe you did it!

Lois

And this new girl, this Margene you call her.

Bill

We call her Margene because that's her name!