[to Barb, about Frank] I wouldn't let him in your house if I were you. He makes Joey crazy, Bill hates him, and he doesn't pee in the toilet.
Bill's not very good about lifting the seat either.
No, Nicki. He pees in the sink.
“Easter” · Season 1, Episode 8
In this episode: Wanda Henrickson (2), Frank Harlow (2), Nicki Grant (1), Adaleen Grant (1), Lois Henrickson (1)
[to Bill, about Lois] What are you being over-protective of her for? She's like one of Roman's Humvees, you know. The woman is a tank!
[to Joey] I'll have some beans there, Fumbles.
I told you, old man, you lay off Joey or else.
Or else what?
Or else I'll finish the job someone else started: I'll kill you!
[to Sarah] Aren't you so thoughtful? You didn't used to be. When you were two you slapped me. I didn't like you for a very long time.
[to Nicki] We all spend like there's no tomorrow, which we were told there wouldn't be on three occasions. But your father's revelations have been a little off the mark lately.
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