Margie Heffman quotes from Big Love

Barb

Has she said anything to you about what she's wearing?

Margie

Nuh-uh.

Barb

Just try to get her to wear something a little more...I mean, she sticks out like a sore thumb.

Margie

Oh...

Barb

I don't want to hurt her feelings, but it's like walking into the Governor's mansion with a sign that says "Practicing Polygamist." She'll never listen to it coming from me, she'll think I'm attacking her. I mean, even just offer to do her hair.

Rhonda

Why did they pick Barb? Is she more important than you two?

Margie

Uh, no.

Rhonda

Well, was there something lacking in you two?

Nicki

Only one person can be mother of the year. Teenie nominated Barb, so that's how it happened. Here.

Rhonda

What is it?

Nicki

Breakfast. To go.

Rhonda

You're irritable, Nicki. Try to find time for a nap this afternoon.

Margie

Nicki, can I tell you a secret?

Nicki

If you must.

Barb

You just flirted your way into our marriage as a baby sitter and now you are a cradle robber.

Margie

F-you Barb!

You look about as sad as sad can be.

Margie

I'm just not having a very good day.

Don't you know, there's no such thing as bad days. Just days we haven't seized our opportunities.

Barb

Marge, do you like a blessing?

Margie

Blessing?

Barb

Yeah, just a small one. But, sometimes we ache in only ways our heavenly father could help us with.

Margie

What we have is good. It's always been good. Why are we so ashamed of it now?

Barb

Because you were 16 years old and you were in bed with my husband.

Margie

I've noticed things have changed. You don't look at me when we are having sex.

Bill

That's not true.

Margie

Yes it is. You're not even looking at me now.

Margie

You have to tell them Nikki. You have to tell them now.

Nicki

Her tutor seduced her.

That's not true. If Greg seduced me, Bill seduced Margene.