[to Rhonda] The competition is over. Of course I found out. What kind of sister-wife do you take me for? Get in. Your little Roman holiday is over.
“The Ceremony” · Season 1, Episode 12
In this episode: Margie Heffman (2), Barb Henrickson (1), Nicki Grant (1), Adaleen Grant (1), Rhonda Volmer (1)
[Nicki sneaks in on Barb and Margene talking; they don't hear her.]
Has she said anything to you about what she's wearing?
Nuh-uh.
Just try to get her to wear something a little more...I mean, she sticks out like a sore thumb.
Oh...
I don't want to hurt her feelings, but it's like walking into the Governor's mansion with a sign that says "Practicing Polygamist." She'll never listen to it coming from me, she'll think I'm attacking her. I mean, even just offer to do her hair.
[Talking about the Mother of the Year event.]
Why did they pick Barb? Is she more important than you two?
Uh, no.
Well, was there something lacking in you two?
Only one person can be mother of the year. Teenie nominated Barb, so that's how it happened. Here.
[She hands Rhonda a sandwich.]
What is it?
Breakfast. To go.
[Rhonda turns to walk away, then turns back to Nicki.]
You're irritable, Nicki. Try to find time for a nap this afternoon.
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