“George Washington Zapped Here” quotes from Bewitched

And who is this bearded fellow?

Samantha

That's Abraham Lincoln. The 16th president.

He must have been a very fine president to have his name honored on a $5 bill.

Samantha

He was an excellent president, Sir.

Better than me?

Oh, I wouldn't say that.

Then why is President Lincoln's name on a $5 bill while the father of his country is only on a $1 bill?

Samantha

Well, you see, more people can afford $1 bills than $5 bills which means more people see your picture than Abraham Lincoln's.

Samantha

Sometimes, it's easier to be led than to lead. And a great many of our citizens prefer to stand on the sidelines and ignore their rights instead of defend them. They're called "The Silent Majority".

Experience has shown that mankind is more disposed to suffer evils while those evils are sufferable, than to right themselves and abolish those abuses.

How come you witches can do anything, but you can't come up with a witch psychiatrist for her!