George Washington, Samantha and others in “George Washington Zapped Here”

And who is this bearded fellow?

Samantha

That's Abraham Lincoln. The 16th president.

He must have been a very fine president to have his name honored on a $5 bill.

Samantha

He was an excellent president, Sir.

Better than me?

Oh, I wouldn't say that.

Then why is President Lincoln's name on a $5 bill while the father of his country is only on a $1 bill?

Samantha

Well, you see, more people can afford $1 bills than $5 bills which means more people see your picture than Abraham Lincoln's.