You're the king?
KCKiller Croc
Don't much like formalities. Call me Killer Croc. Got that name on account of my good looks.
It fits.
KCKiller Croc
Kind of you to say so.
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Are you sure I didn't overshoot it? It seems like I've gone too far.
Positive. It's just a little further. Unless the schematic is outdated.
Wait, what?
Nothing. Keep going.
Watch your back, baby. That Matatoa character thinks he's immortal. Something about stealing his foe's life force by eating his heart. Dude ain't right.
Thanks for the tip.
You can't open that hatch without a blowtorch.
No problem. The belt has one. Goggles, too. This belt's pretty handy. Maybe I should get one for myself.
Can I have one, too?
Are you okay?
I'm a little busy, Barbara. But no.
Poor dear. She's not as good as the Bat.
I concur. But it's nice to have a woman around the house.
Why do you think I brought the great Dane Lisslow, head of my Special Crimes Unit?
DLDane Lisslow
It's not great, just Dane.
After the Blackgate incident and all the trouble with the Ion Cortex, Batman wants me to train you. Consider it payback.
Cool. Now can you let go of my neck?
Batman needs to get back out there, Alfred.
Given your current condition, are you sure that's wise?
No. But when has Batman ever listened to reason?
Is that what I think it is?
Batman. With a bat-man.
How pathetically redundant.
One of you lucky girls is going to have the honor of becoming Mrs. Toad.
Now, Mister Toad, this is the most important decision of your life. Choose with your heart.
Absolutely. Eenie... meenie... miney... moe! Would you do me the honor of making me the happiest manphibian on Earth? (the woman screams)
That's frightened for "yes".
That's rude. How do you expect us to create a race of human-animal soldiers if you insist on interrupting? Why don't we settle this like gentlemen?
That would be dreadfully dull.
Do you, Mister Toad, take this soon-to-be non-human to be your unlawfully wedded wife?
I do.
And do you, soon-to-be non-human, take Mister Toad to be your unlawfully wedded husband? (Katana moans)
That means "I do", keep going.
(to Batman) The police didn't find anything more than we did. Whoever fired those darts was as good at disappearing as well... you.
AKAva Kirk
I appreciate you going to all this trouble.
It's no trouble at all. I have plenty of... how many guest rooms do we have, Alfred? Seventeen?
Nineteen. We missed two on the last inventory.
See? Plenty.
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