A character in Better Off Ted
Played by Jonathan Slavin
Better Off Ted · 96 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Better Off Ted: in 17 of its 96 quotes
Most scenes with: Lem Hewitt (12), Ted Crisp (3), Veronica Palmer (2)
Our self respect demands a harsh response.
PhilWe're thinking about bringing her a coffee and a bagel every morning. Then, when she's grown accustomed to it, we'll inexplicably stop it.
Guys, why don't you just talk to Linda? Tell her your feelings are hurt and ... Wait a second, you guys stopped bringing me a bagel and coffee two weeks ago!
PhilYou know what you did.
PhilLet's get her a bagel and some coffee. It is time to start laying the groundwork for pain. In three to six weeks, she's not going to know what hit her.
I don't know if I can wait that long. We need another plan. Something with more bite that doesn't take weeks, and weeks, and often goes unnoticed.
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