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Better Off Ted · Season 1, Episode 15

Lem, Phil and others in “Unfinished Business”

Our self respect demands a harsh response.

We're thinking about bringing her a coffee and a bagel every morning. Then, when she's grown accustomed to it, we'll inexplicably stop it.

Guys, why don't you just talk to Linda? Tell her your feelings are hurt and ... Wait a second, you guys stopped bringing me a bagel and coffee two weeks ago!

You know what you did.

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