[Mike is waiting in the parking garage for Daniel Wormald to pick him up. Moments later, Daniel pulls into the garage in a bright yellow Hummer H2. Upon seeing the car, Mike picks up his lunch bag and immediately begins walking away]
Hey! It's me! [after a brief fumble, he backs the car up to catch up with Mike] Hello? Hello! It's me! I got a new car. Do you like it?
We're not taking that to the meet.
How are we gonna get there?
This business requires restraint. That is the opposite of restraint.
But... I like it. I mean, I'm proud of it.
Good. And you can be proud of it on your own time. Just not with me. I'm not getting in that.
KKen
My name's Ken, by the way.
KKen
Cool, Viktor with a K. [gestures to Kim] And this lovely lady is?
[hesitantly] It's Giselle. Giselle Saint Claire.
KKen
Ah, lovely. Please, sit, I won't bite. [Kim sits down] So, Viktor with a K and Giselle, exotic names.
?"Giselle"
Well, Boer, to be precise. Our father's side of the family is from South Africa... which is where Uncle Humphrey passed away.
KKen
South Africa, they grow them beautiful down there, right? Charlize Theron... and you.
?"Giselle"
Oh, well... I've never actually been, but hope to go someday.
KKen
Tell you what: By the time I'm done with you two, you might be taking your own private jet.
KKen
[to waiter] Excuse me, hi. We're sitting here now, so we could use a wine list, if you get a chance—
?"Viktor"
Hey, uh, are you a tequila fan?
KKen
Yes. [to Kim] You down for that?
?"Giselle"
...You ever try Zafiro Añejo?
KKen
No, I have not, but I'm down for whatever. Three of whatever she just said.
[Later that night, they've finished the entire bottle of Zafiro Añejo. The waiter hands them the bottle's cork]
WWaiter
Compliments of the bartender. She thought you might want a souvenir.
?"Giselle"
Oh, my God. Did we drink the entire bottle?
KKen
Not yet we haven't. Hey, cheers! [downs a shot]
?"Giselle"
I think we're ready for the check.
KKen
No, really, it's a smart way to go.
?"Giselle"
Okay, but...so to be clear, you take the money directly from our account and invest it—
?"Giselle"
Diversify it, and then all the dividends and all the profits and the what-have-you comes back directly into our account.
KKen
Boom. Absolutely. And you'll get a detailed statement showing how much your money is growing, biggest bulls of the month, etcetera.
?"Viktor"
Ken, buddy... let's do this.
[They sign the contract when the bill comes. Ken snatches it out of Jimmy's hand]
KKen
Whoops, I got that! Can't let you do it, son.
?"Viktor"
Wait, what—Ken. You are the greatest. Thank you.
KKen
No problemo. Hey, this'll be the best decision you'll ever make.
?"Viktor"
Oh, I believe it. Alright, well, we should get out of your hair.
?"Giselle"
Yeah. [Jimmy and Kim get out of the booth]
KKen
Wait! [tears out a piece of paper] This is for you. Now, that's got all my contact info. Call me anytime with questions, or anything at all.
?"Viktor"
Try and stop us!
[Kim and Jimmy throw it away as they leave the bar]
[Jimmy watches Kim get ready for work the morning after their scam]
Hey, wouldn't it be great if we could do that every night?
Yes, it would... but we can't.
I know. Yeah. But I'm just saying, if we could, it would be great. But I know we can't.
Oh, crap, I can't be late today. Howard is doling out assignments and the last one through the door could get stuck in doc review. [beat] You got somewhere to go?
Yeah. Uh, yeah, I got somewhere.
